Creativity doesn’t mean you crack a million dollar idea.
You still have to pay taxes.
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When you see more than meets the eye,
It’s time to stop watching x-files.
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If I found a magic lamp my first wish would be that I found one every single day.
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I can read between the lines.
Try wrinkle free cream.
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You say my head is in the clouds.
Damn… I’m tall.
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If I OD on your stupidity, will you be charged for first degree murder?
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I love it when you hold my hand.
As long as the other one is holding my shopping bags.
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Look left then right before crossing the road.
The manhole in front of you shouldn't be a problem.
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